The animals are taking over the world.

Okay. How to start this blog. Hmmmm. I will start by saying that I, in no way shape or form, do not live on a farm. However. I have several neighbors who would beg to differ with me. There is the man that lives "on down" the hill from me that doesn't actually live here, but tends to drop his horses off at random times to dine on our grass and drop little presents at the end of my driveway. I have had to stop SEVERAL times, get out of my vehicle, and shoe a horse out of the road just so I could retrieve my children from the bus stop. Said horses have been seen galloping accros my yard and almost take out my beautifull Golden Retriever in one fell swoop. (much to the anguish of my other neighbor). Which brings me to my newest dilema. The neighbor that was so worried about my dog being trampled by a herd of horses, has decided that this is a great, and I mean GREAT neighborhood for roosters. There. I said it. ROOSTERS! Those dang roosters have been coming over and "hanging out" under my carport. They act as if it is the most natural thing in the world to sit between my cars and crow. Very loudly. By the way, a bb gun does nothing to a rooster. I have chased, thrown rocks, shot at and screamed at those things for a while now. Pretty sure they are blind, too. They start crowing at 3 in the morning. It's still dark at 3 in the morning. I know, because I have been out at 3 in the morning. I couldn't sleep for the COCKADOODLEDOOING!!!! So, if I went outside and saw a huge milk cow or a goat or even a llama, I would not be surprised. I have got to move.